TRUE. STORY

Should we count how many people from Tinder have been up inside of me?

Mark, Michael, Kenneth, Christian, Magnus, Viktor, Frederik, Stan, Liam, Adam who said are you up for an adventure? Theis, Albert, Christoffer, Lucas, Alex, Alex-Ander, who said I really need someone to share my Sundays with, Malthe, Casper, Kasper, Jacob, Elias, who said I’m probably just the type who doesn’t have to think too much about things, Mads, Gustav, Tue, who said you don’t have to be afraid but I scream in my sleep, Tobias, Anton, Carl, Silas, Thor, Marcus, Vincent, who wrote dont be shy and sent me a picture of his dick

you are beautiful I replied

oh you like pictures in black and white.